Judge Judy doesn't preside in heaven

A lot of Judge Judy seems to revolve around two things: In both situations they DID do something, but they figure they can reduce their liability by some form of deception. Judge Judy then has to work out how much is believable from what people say and work out who's to blame for what happened.

I don't think God is Judge Judy.
I don't think he'll accept the excuse of "I *MEANT* to be a good person, but it's not MY fault."
I think he knows whose fault it is.