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    General Advice: It's a big world and you're generally on your own. Remember to pack lots of food, clean water, a change of clothes, and "The Gulag Acipeligo" for when you can't sleep. A spare roll of toilet paper never goes amiss either - Two-ply or better is recommended...

    Specific Advice: Never give up!
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